thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS 

before running:  AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
during running:  i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
after running:  YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

cant-catch-this-snitch:

resh1ram:

damnafrica-wuthappened:

ginger ale kitkats

green tea kitkats

potato kitkats

  

vegetable kitkats!!!

corn kitkats

soy sauce kitkats?!!?!

sweet potato kitkats

watermelon kitkats

are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats

why must we play god

pizzaforpresident:

on a list of bad ideas i do anyways i would put ‘going to taco bell 10 minutes before it closes’ in the top 5

tyra banks:  10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks:  but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks:  and they're all of me
tyra banks:  lol

laugh-addict:

It’s automatically named NEMO.

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